After a week off, Gemma and James are back to entertain and disturb your lovely ear drums! Do they succeed? Only you can tell. But, you must download the episode to find out. ;) Do it! Do it NOOOOOWWWW!!! :D
Play a game of Guess the background noise and win a sticker if you get them all correct.
Gemma discusses her Mum's 70th birthday. What's James done to his toilet? A jokey scenario proves that Gemma and James ARE in fact sick in the head, but very funny too. Can Gemma give up smoking? and more's to the point... Where's the gawd damned marble?
Much more to entertain you too, so sit back, relax and get us in your ears.
Does James survive his wasp + loft ordeal and return to the episode this week? Spoilers, yes he does. Gemma addresses Jamie's concerns that James doesn't like him. Why is James called "The Worst Cohost EVER" on this week's episode? Is that Gemma's Codswallop this week? Does Gemma need to retire her microphone? Is that a penis in the front garden? NO HORSES ALLOWED. Kitler and a Smiling Dog. So many questions, why you sitting there thinking of the answers... just download the episode and you'll find out. You know you want too.
If that's not enough. We introduce the new segment Cut the App and review Pokemon Go. Gemma's trainer code is: 135196731730 if you want to start playing or an existing player and want a new friend.
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James needed to attend to some urgent reconstructions, you'll hear what in the episode, so two mighty, awesome SUPERHERO's swooped in from their bar Big Dicks Halfway Inn to help Gemma record this week's episode.
That's right folks, Gemma this week is join by Jamie Westwood and Tom Stevens from Superhero Barfight Podcast. They play two music games, the old faithful and ever so popular Name That Reverse Tune (now with jingle) makes an appearance along with a new game too.
Jamie talks about his Ice-Cream business: https://www.facebook.com/westysicecream; folks from Birmingham and surrounding areas can enjoy some delicious cold stuff. People from Dorset.. not so much (I'm not jealous.. you are!).
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL YOU/YOUR DADDY'S OUT THERE.
This week's episode, although comedy, is more of a real feels episode. James and Gemma discuss their Dad's and share stories and reminisce on how wonderful their dad's were/are. This was a hard episode for Gemma to record as her Dad has passed away, but she felt it was time to share the stories. Some sad, some lovely, some gawd damned funny stories are shared by both.
BIG thank you to JayRay from @AnANobodyPod, Melissa from @BrookReadingPod, @agraveforcrows and #SaltyTadpole Bob; @BChristianpoet for sharing their Father's Day stories as well.
The show wouldn't be our show if we didn't have #Codswallop as well. Plus listener #Codswallop too from @TimDawson87, @pupsnpopculture and @MEvsSANITY311.
Happy Father's Day, John Stafford + Robert (Bob) Williams and to all of you other Father's out there.
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Gemma learns the important lesson of plugging things in correctly while James moves from room to room to avoid the noises of the neighbours. We discuss the awesome names suggested by you the BAD ASS #SaltyTadpoles for the new App section. Who wins? You'll have to listen. Usual Codswallop, laughs + we discuss the serious topic of George Floyd and much more.
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, but it's pretty gawd damned long. You'll understand what I'm referencing when you listen to this week's episode. Gemma brings a new segment to the podcast, currently named "Gemma reviews bazaar and strange apps" but there is a post on our Facebook page for name suggestions and boy have we received some top-notch ones already.
What a load of Codswallop. Story of the week. Gemma is ashamed by her forgetfulness and much much more.
Grab your Tena pants boys + girls, and get ready to piss yourself laughing.
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It's the Gemma and James show this week and boy are they as random as usual. Are coffee lovers nutty? Find out our thoughts in this episode. Would you rather? Story of the week, and of course our usual Codswallop. Sorry about Gemma's audio, I guess she's human too, there is a really good reason for it. She'll explain on next week's episode.
For those of you who read this... We need some help, if you'd like to participate; We'd love our Salty Tadpoles to submit their Codswallop's of the week for the "What a Load of Codswallop" segment and random/interesting stories of the week if you have them. We will of course give you a shout out for each submission. Also, I'm interested to see how many of you lovable buggers actually read what I type in here... One day I might test again and just write "Blah blah blah" :p
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This week Gemma, James and returning host Andy talk to the MIGHTY Bryan Johnson from Tell 'Em Steve-Dave podcast, Comic Book Men and Kevin Smith movies like Mallrats. Most people reading this will not need the introduction, but for those who do, there it is. :D
We discuss his future Wedding plans, Covid-19 (naturally), Are there plans for a Space Monkeys global tour in the future? What will happen to the Secret Stash? The much anticipated Vulgar 2? and MUCH MUCH more.
BIG thank you again for Bryan Johnson for recording with us. This is an awesome and very funny interview, so HURRY UP and get it into your gorgeous ear holes.
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Does Gemma come back for this episode? Yes, she blooming well does. Does James admit to cheating on Gemma with not only women, but now a man as well?... Gemma is proud he can admit it. What does a woman drink to keep the Corona Virus away? How did a out of wind Police Officer find a fugitive? All questions and MUCH MUCH more is covered on this weeks episode. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE. Packed full of Gemma's giggle (for all you giggle fan's out there) and content worth laughing at.
Stay safe Salty Tadpoles. And Gemma is SUPER happy to be back. Thank you for continuing to listen to our show and keeping the Codswallop alive. WE LOVE YOU ALL.
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This is the end, the end my friends! Joanne & James have hit warp speed and reached the end of the series! Not to give much away, the episode is sexy, dark and emotional. Tune in and hear us discuss the episodes cinematic visuals, the sexy shocking things that should have happened and the part which made us both cry! We don't want to give anything away apart from saying - hot damn!
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James & Joanne wonder if they've been sucked into a Trek wormhole? Why does the planet and cast look like soft core porn? What do you do when you find out your hero is really ill? Do androids make better entertainment than prison guards? All this and more to come! Cos next episode shit gets REAL!
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One thing in life is certain - you can never out run your past! This episode finds Picard and crew. This episode has some chilling moments but that won't stop James & Joanne having a laugh! When you need an answer- why get a room of the same person several times over? Plus will Picard continue the Star Trek tradition of crap accents? You're just gonna have to press play to find out!
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In April we were supposed to be able to see the new James Bond film. Well Covid put that in a lock box and threw it off a cliff.
Here at Talking Codswallop we don't let that sort of thing stop us! James sat down and interviewed Warren Ringham the mastermind behind the amazing Q The Music - James Bond Tribute Band. We learn all about Warren and how he got into music, his amazingly talented family, his love of James Bond, and what the future brings! This is a really fun and educational interview. https://qthemusicshow.com/
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