Talking Codswallop

Guess who our guest is this week? How did you know it was Eddie Pence... Oh, wait!!! It's in title :p 

This week Gemma speaks to the very funny, fussy eating and darn right good guy, Mr Eddie Pence. Eddie is a stand up comedian and Cohost for The Ramble Podcast and The Ralph Report on Patreon.

We discuss lock down life, Podcasting (of course), his love for Metal music, which is right up Gemma's street, his comedy special "The (Un)special Comedy Special" and Eddie lets us into a little secret treat if you are an Amazon Prime user. Listener questions submitted by you the lovely Tadpoles were answered, like "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" and MUCH more. 

Eddie's social media: 

Website: https://www.eddiepence.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/eddiepence/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/eddiepence or search @eddiepence

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eddiepence/

Podcasts he's on: https://www.eddiepence.com/podcasts 

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This week Gemma and James sit down to discuss their weeks; Gemma's Christmas has been cancelled, James expresses his "love" for Elf on the Shelf. They discuss 31 of the WORST gifts you could give someone, and debunk nearly all of them. Sinister and funny Would You Rathers? Guess who brought which! How long was a coin up a mans nose? What did a lady do to upset her child? All this and much much more. 

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This week Gemma sits down with an incredible musician, Matt Roberts to discuss his current and upcoming albums/singles. Matt is truly a fascinating guest and Gemma really enjoyed recording this episode. They get to know the back story of his songs, where it all started, his connection to BBC Music and much more. Matt has kindly allowed us to play his track; Fools Gold at the end of the episode, which is an amazing, toe-tapping jam. 

Matt's new single; Someone Told Me is OUT NOW!!! Go to ALL music apps and download his current single and all others. He's so talented, he needs to be picked up by a label already. GO DOWNLOAD HIS STUFF AND HELP HIM GET OUT THERE... YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, GEMMA PROMISES.... She knows good music. 

Matt's Social Media: 

ttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKHMzu7VmRVljz8HTASq1NQ?view_as=subscriber

https://www.facebook.com/MattRobertsMusicPage

Insta: mattrobertsmusic

https://soundcloud.com/matthewroberts1/sets/vida/s-Nid8FEN7qgh

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JAMES IS BACK!!! YAY! :) 

In this week's episode you'll find out what word American's says wrong that really annoys Gemma, America, she loves you.... but seriously, where is the o? I hope that all of our US listeners will enjoy the education. haha! :) BUT remember, Gemma still loves you. What mode of transport annoys James? Why were chainsaws invented? What did a man take to the pub? Who deserved a good egging? and how did art saved a man's life? 

They discuss in brief The Boys and Truth Seekers. Don't worry we haven't spoilt anything. 

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GIRL'S JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNNN!!! 

This week Gemma is joined by her friend and AWESOME stand-up comedian, Lucy Orchard. We discuss life as a female truck driver, serial killers (because, you know), and most importantly, Pokemon Go! :p Oh wait.. and we discuss her stand-up comedy too! What does the F stand for? I say it all the time, but this is a side splitting funny episode. 

Follow Lucy on Social Media here: 

Website: https://lucyorchard.com/

Twitter: @TheLucyFool

Facebook: @LucyOrchardComedy 

Instagram: @lucyforchard 

YouTube: Lucy Orchard 

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This week Gemma sits down with her awesome friend Tom Stevens from USUK Chronicles Podcast to put the world to rights.  Where does Gemma stroke the dog? Life on Furlough for 10 months, what's that like? Hear about all of the amazing upcoming guests on USUK Chronicles past, present and future. So many laughs in this episode. 

USUK Chronicles is an amazing podcast which you should ALL check out with Jamie Westwood as well as Tom Stevens. The podcast can be found on the usual podcast apps, so check it out... after this one. 

USUK Chronicles social info: USUK Fan Page on Facebook, @usukchronicles on Twitter.

PS - Jamie, I'd NEVER steal your Co-Host really, but thank you for letting me borrow him for the week and thank you Tom for allowing yourself to be borrowed. 

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From the brain child of Gemma; we bring to you our 2020 Halloween episode. 

Taken from news stories from all around the world, Gemma and James sit around a campfire to tell the Spookiest of Stories... because they are real life stories.

Ouija boards sold in Poundland, Corona Virus masks, incorrectly buried pets, crying dolls and many more stories to put a chill down your spine. OK! I'll be honest, this episode is more funny than scary, the scariest thing is the spelling in the newspaper articles. But, does that put you off? It shouldn't. 

Sit back, relax and let James and Gemma get you in the Halloween spirit. 

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This week Gemma is joined by not only an OG #SaltyTadpole but an established author Mr Bob Christian. We discuss his poetry and Bob reads a couple of pieces which are amazing. We also discuss the fact that Bob has Asperger's Syndrome and we will all get a better understanding of this syndrome and what makes the Autistic brain tick. 

This really is a fascinating and insightful episode with some geek talk and fun along the way. Gemma also proves how innocent/naïve she is LOL. 

To follow Bob on his social media and buy his books visit; www.Bob-Christian.com.

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This week Gemma and James are joined by an especially grumpy guest who's spirit animal is Eeyore. Can you guess who it is yet? That's right, Andy returns to the show for the week. 

We discuss Swearing Parrots. What a "Bell-End" did to her hair. What's the buzz about a dog finding something on a walk? Where did a man cycle to and from? What does a man use for his face mask? What is happening outside James' window? All this and MUCH MUCH more. So you'd better get listening to this week's fun filled episode. 

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This week an unwell Gemma and James discuss their eventful week's while they have been away from each other.

Gemma gets the COVID-19 test done, results to be determined (but hopefully negative) due to her #Codswallop this week. James takes us on a quick trip to Car Corner and weather chat (desperate times haha). Gemma shares a weird and bonkers thing she does; do you do it as well? What happens when a man brushes too hard? Could he be staring on Pornhub next week? And why are the magpies in Australia re-enacting scenes from a classic Alfred Hitchcock film; The Birds? Do Australia need anymore deadly animals?....Nope. Asophadolskiopsy? Asophadol? Aso(blergh blergh blergh)iopsy? James struggles with a word, it's the highlight of Gemma's day...as it's normally her. 

Plenty of other things happened, but it's the morning, I'm tired and I can't think... what, do I need to do everything for you people? Why don't you just listen, then that way I won't need to write all of this stuff. :p Haha! I kid of course, I will always write stuff for the Salty Tadpoles. But seriously, do you come here to read or listen? #GawdDangIt! :p 

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This week Gemma had the true honour to speak to her favourite Ska Punk band; [Spunge]. The guys were just as bonkers as Gemma wanted them to be, but she managed to get some questions answers that she's always wanted to know like; what is kicking pigeon's all about? What's coming down the pipe line for [Spunge]? How has lockdown been? and what did Jarvis' dad want him to be when he grew up? He's definitely barking mad. All this, and SOOOOooooo much more. There are many laughs during this episode. 

If your new to [Spunge] check out their Facebook and Twitter handle @SpungeUK, be sure to let them know Talking Codswallop Podcast sent you and their website is spunge.co.uk. 

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Song at the end of the Episode: EGO by Spunge 

OK, so you can stop reading now, relax and let Gemma and the guys take you on a wild audio ride. Your not going to want to miss this one. 

BIG THANK YOU to Alex, Des, Jarvis and Jem for being guests this week; this has truly meant the world to me. You guys ROCK!!! \m/

The "incredible" Duo return to give you an episode full of unmic'd audio and snotty noses. Of course, we have some laughs along the way. Is that an exotic bird? What happens when you scold your crotch? Why is a doctors surgery getting erotic? Does James steal the punchline from Gemma?.... spoilers, yes he does, that B'stard. 

What else happens? Well... your going to have to stop reading and get listening. I'm convinced that 1/2 of you don't read these anyway. So aliens attack. Gemma and James switch body's in a "Freaky Friday" moment and then they solve all of life's problem... You're welcome. :p 

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Welcome to this week's solo episode with just your "favourite" host, Gemma. Get the title now? Gemma talks to herself for 20+ minutes for your pleasure, hopefully! What did a woman find in iceland's freezer? Did the fly get out alive? Why is James not on the episode? Listener Codswallop from the lovely Westwood's. All that a bit more... I mean c'mon, Gemma was talking to herself, how much do you need. Oooh and plenty of Gemmaisums. 

Gemma's mum listened to the episode prior to release, she laughed in all the right places, sooo... you'd better had too! :p Give Gemma some feedback on the below socials. 

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