Talking Codswallop

244. Narnia on Wheels

Why are White van drivers really speeding? What stops trains in London? THREE front teeth? Saving Dogs? What are we watching? Are there laughs? All of these things are answered in this week's episode. So if your sitting comfortably, click play and we will begin. 

 

243. Getting Salty

This week Gemma has a lot to say. James can't get a word in edge ways. Gemma opens up about her thoughts on the new developments with the bird social media (you know which one, right?) and how they have effected Indie Podcasters. Lots of Positive stuff as well. BIG thank you to #Podbean for putting us on the Comedy Podcast featured list. The mic is finally handed over to James for our Salty Tadpole Interaction, with "The best Burns/Insults you've heard and/or said" we had some many incredible & funny answers. 

Super funny, super ranting episode. Just what Talking Codswallop was put on the planet for. Check it out now! 

242. The Bond Room Unlocked

This week take our hand as we go to a locked door with a special key. James and our special guest, Victoria Hodges, creator of "The Bond Room Unlocked" an amazing Facebook group, video series and quiz coupled with a room loaded with unbelievable James Bond paraphernalia! 

Learn about Vicky, her life, how she got interested in 007, runs a quiz, creates the video and somehow has time to breath!!!! 

 

241. Confusion System

James has driver denial... again! What we'd eat 3 times a day for the rest of our lives. Competitive eating. Posh v Commoner shoppers. One Chip Challenge. We may have been hungry while recording. Weird stories of the week. Laughs, crackles & joy. Oh and the Codswallop train goes off the tracks MANY times. 

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240. Fork It!!!!

James thinks he's a superior driver. Gemma see's something which drives her OCD to the limit. Salty Tadpole Codswallop. Technical issues and Seagulls attack... duh! 

 

239. In a World Without James

This week Gemma and Andy, yes Andy, sit down to shoot the Codswallop. The conversations take a bazaar turn for example, what happens when you bum is having a hypo? Dodgy Would You Rathers. Our usual Codswallop and SO many laughs. Does any of this intregue you? Then warm up those earbuds, grab a spare pair of undies and laugh along with us. 

PS Gemma knows her audio sounds echoey, she's bummed about it, but you should have heard it before... then you'd appreciate her efforts. Steps are in place to rectify for future episodes. Gemma says "Sorry, Tadpoles". 

PPS. You know Gemma writes these descriptions, right? Unless they are boring, then James has written them haha! :) Love you really James. 

PPPS. FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, SUBCRIBE TO OUR PODCAST ALREADY

PPPPS. Sorry, that was impoliet of me. 

PPPPPS. No one ever reads these, right? Head to our social media @CodswallopPod on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook to let Gemma know you read them. If I have no one respond, then I will cry and know you don't read my funny's. Booooo Hooooo! :p 

238. Unleashing Gem-Hulk

Medical corner. Codswallop's. Movie & TV reviews and much more. You know, the usual Codswallop with some laughter thrown in. Also the best Marks & Spencers advert you'll ever hear. Check out the episode, subscribe if you haven't already and enjoy the next hour of giggles. 

237. The Crow (1994)

Celluloid Codswallop Time! 

This week Gemma & James review the cult classic, The Crow. 

A poetic guitarist Eric Draven is brought back to life by a crow a year after he and his fiancée are murdered. The crow guides him through the land of the living, and leads him to his killers: knife thrower Tin-tin, drugetic Funboy, car buff T-Bird, and the unsophisticated Skank. One by one, Eric gives these thugs a taste of their own medicine. However their leader Top-Dollar, a world-class crime lord who will dispatch his enemies with a Japanese sword and joke about it later, will soon learn the legend of the crow and the secret to the vigilante's invincibility.

Check it out now! 

236. The Jim Reaper

This week Gemma & James introduce the Salty Tadpoles to their indifferent creation. The Jim Reaper. Jim will be stopping by in future episodes to bring celebrity death news. Much like James' facebook page. 

 

235. Udderly Ridiculous Nerdgasm

This week Gemma & James discuss the Deadpool 3 announcement, with spoiler free reviews of Damher, Big Mouth & SheHulk. 

Gemma fixes technology. James fixes his watch. Yes, they are geniuses. Udderly ridiculous stories of the week & there's still more. 

Warm up those earbuds & enjoy the laughter. 

 

234. Squeefest 4 - Feat. Eddie Pence

Gemma took part with Squeefest (a 24 hour charity podcast) a few weeks ago and here is the audio. Gemma is joined by lovely Doctor Squee & the wonderful Eddie Pence. Lots of laughs, innuendos, debates and a live raffle. 

There will be a video version of this episode on YouTube, so if you prefer visual, check us out there. 

Enjoy this episode which ever way you choose. I recommend, listening to the audio and then checking out the video! GOTTA THINK OF THE DOWNLOADS FOLKS :p 

 

233. Long Covid is Codswallop

THEY'RE BACK BABY! 

Gemma and James sit down to recap on, well... the last 6 weeks at least. Gemma has a heart to heart with the Salty Tadpoles explaining her absence and the rock & hard place she has been in. Brief talk about Queen Elizabeth II, James talks about all of the other 96 year old's, spoiler alert... most of them are dead. Reviews of Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert, Q The Music- James Bond Tribute & Concert & TV programmes we've been watching & much more. So many laughs in this episode. So get ready for your sides to be split, as James and Gemma entertain your socks off. 

232. Tattoo Tom

Artist. Punk. Animal Rights. Wrongly accused. Tattooist AND Owner of a Tattoo Studio called The Rising Tide in Poole. Is there anything that Tattoo Tom hasn't done. As stated in the episode, he has certainly lived and shares his story with Gemma. 

We discuss all things tattoo related, his incredible artwork, funny stories, what NOT to smeer on your brand new tattoo's and the journey Tom took to become a tattooist. This really is a MUST LISTEN to episode. Full of adventure. 

No need to "hunt" out Tom, here are his social media links: 

Website: http://therisingtide.tattoo/

Instagram: tattoo_tom & @therisingtidetattoocollective

Etsy Store: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/therisingtidetattoo

Facebook: @tattooisttom

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