This week Gemma is joined by not only an OG #SaltyTadpole but an established author Mr Bob Christian. We discuss his poetry and Bob reads a couple of pieces which are amazing. We also discuss the fact that Bob has Asperger's Syndrome and we will all get a better understanding of this syndrome and what makes the Autistic brain tick.
This really is a fascinating and insightful episode with some geek talk and fun along the way. Gemma also proves how innocent/naïve she is LOL.
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This week Gemma and James are joined by an especially grumpy guest who's spirit animal is Eeyore. Can you guess who it is yet? That's right, Andy returns to the show for the week.
We discuss Swearing Parrots. What a "Bell-End" did to her hair. What's the buzz about a dog finding something on a walk? Where did a man cycle to and from? What does a man use for his face mask? What is happening outside James' window? All this and MUCH MUCH more. So you'd better get listening to this week's fun filled episode.
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This week an unwell Gemma and James discuss their eventful week's while they have been away from each other.
Gemma gets the COVID-19 test done, results to be determined (but hopefully negative) due to her #Codswallop this week. James takes us on a quick trip to Car Corner and weather chat (desperate times haha). Gemma shares a weird and bonkers thing she does; do you do it as well? What happens when a man brushes too hard? Could he be staring on Pornhub next week? And why are the magpies in Australia re-enacting scenes from a classic Alfred Hitchcock film; The Birds? Do Australia need anymore deadly animals?....Nope. Asophadolskiopsy? Asophadol? Aso(blergh blergh blergh)iopsy? James struggles with a word, it's the highlight of Gemma's day...as it's normally her.
Plenty of other things happened, but it's the morning, I'm tired and I can't think... what, do I need to do everything for you people? Why don't you just listen, then that way I won't need to write all of this stuff. :p Haha! I kid of course, I will always write stuff for the Salty Tadpoles. But seriously, do you come here to read or listen? #GawdDangIt! :p
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This week Gemma had the true honour to speak to her favourite Ska Punk band; [Spunge]. The guys were just as bonkers as Gemma wanted them to be, but she managed to get some questions answers that she's always wanted to know like; what is kicking pigeon's all about? What's coming down the pipe line for [Spunge]? How has lockdown been? and what did Jarvis' dad want him to be when he grew up? He's definitely barking mad. All this, and SOOOOooooo much more. There are many laughs during this episode.
If your new to [Spunge] check out their Facebook and Twitter handle @SpungeUK, be sure to let them know Talking Codswallop Podcast sent you and their website is spunge.co.uk.
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Song at the end of the Episode: EGO by Spunge
OK, so you can stop reading now, relax and let Gemma and the guys take you on a wild audio ride. Your not going to want to miss this one.
BIG THANK YOU to Alex, Des, Jarvis and Jem for being guests this week; this has truly meant the world to me. You guys ROCK!!! \m/
The "incredible" Duo return to give you an episode full of unmic'd audio and snotty noses. Of course, we have some laughs along the way. Is that an exotic bird? What happens when you scold your crotch? Why is a doctors surgery getting erotic? Does James steal the punchline from Gemma?.... spoilers, yes he does, that B'stard.
What else happens? Well... your going to have to stop reading and get listening. I'm convinced that 1/2 of you don't read these anyway. So aliens attack. Gemma and James switch body's in a "Freaky Friday" moment and then they solve all of life's problem... You're welcome. :p
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Welcome to this week's solo episode with just your "favourite" host, Gemma. Get the title now? Gemma talks to herself for 20+ minutes for your pleasure, hopefully! What did a woman find in iceland's freezer? Did the fly get out alive? Why is James not on the episode? Listener Codswallop from the lovely Westwood's. All that a bit more... I mean c'mon, Gemma was talking to herself, how much do you need. Oooh and plenty of Gemmaisums.
Gemma's mum listened to the episode prior to release, she laughed in all the right places, sooo... you'd better had too! :p Give Gemma some feedback on the below socials.
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A shorty but a goody. This week James and Gemma record not one, but two episodes for the Salty Tadpoles, but unfortunately you will only hear one of them. The clue might be in the title as to why the previous recording was deleted... but don't worry, it's Gemma's #Codswallop this week too.
Car Codswallop. Special guest from a lovely lady. What did a woman swallow (without knowing it)? Short recording, but it's filled to the rafters of comical goodness and of course moaning... it's what we do.
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This week Gemma is joined by her good friend Luke from Lights in the Sky Podcast, hailing all the way from New Zealand. We discuss the world largest sandwich. Was it a ghost or an intruder? What are Emu's up to? Why aren't kids called Kevin anymore? and... why is beer named after pubic hair? Gemma insults everyone in Birmingham for attempting their accent and also accidentally insults native New Zealanders by pronouncing words incorrectly. Luckily Luke is on hand to help.
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This week's sponsor: Wakachangi Beer.
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This week Gemma and James are joined by Cosplaying extraordinaire and James' podcasting mistress Joanne Alexander, aka HedgeScout. We discuss everything from the weird and wonderful, to Joanne's Cosplaying tips. So you'd best stop reading and click on the link to get this crazy show into your sexy earlobes.
AND Gemma + James celebrate being the winner of "Favourite Podcast" on the #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork. BIG THANK YOU's to all who voted for us.
Joanne's info
@HedgeScout on twitter. HedgeScout on instagram and you guessed it... HedgeScout on Facebook. Subscribe, follow to her pages to see her awesome Cosplay & get tips from the lady herself.
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During the highest of heats and sweatiest of times Gemma + James fired up their computers to STILL record an episode for the Salty Tadpoles. Do they appreciate it? Well, you'll have to let us know.
This week from the Fires of Hell, we find out where a man's penis is? What package an Amazon driver delivered? Who's been stealing all the shoes in Germany? Could our mutual Codswallop this week be the weather? Are we THAT British? Do we laugh at any point?
Tune in to find out.
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James was busy attending to his "glory holes" for the grand COV-ID free re-opening of "Stafford Holes", so Gemma called upon a friend of the show, Mr Steve Ashton for help.
Without a second thought, Steve swooped in to the rescue. Find out what Steve called his Granny as a small child. How lockdown has been. What TV programs and films we've both been watching. What's invisible that would be cool to see in real life? And what scared us out as children?
For those who don''t know, Steve can be found on the Ralph Report with Ralph Garman + Eddie Pence, join the patreon here: https://theralphreport.com/, for as little as 15¢ a day (plus tax) you can be a member of the Garmy.
Gemma is a BAD host and forgot to ask Steve for his socials but luckily the power of the internet meant she could fine them:
Twitter: @steveashton
Facebook: Steve Ashton
Instagram: steveashton1509
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As Podcasters it's fun to talk, but often it's fun to listen... and BOY did we listen to this week's chatterbox of a guest. Play a game of "Where's audio wally... (James)" on this week's episode.
All joking aside, this week's guest is one of Gemma's closest friends, Doctor Squee and we all discuss his new and very awesome podcast "The Doctor Squee Show" and his existing podcast "Due South by South East" which is a Due South podcast with the added extra of RUM. We also discuss his audio play "Fours a Crowd". This is a man with MANY fingers in audio pie. Want to know all about these podcasts? Well then... you'd best grab those headphones and get this episode into your earlobes.
This episode we discuss the high and lows, Gem discusses scary things at night and James rages at drivers. In an extra special segment we hear from our #SaltyTadpoles and find out how the Lock down and CovId19 has impacted their lives.
BIG Thank you to all of the Tadpoles who contributed, but even if you didn't send anything in, I hope this episode helps anyone who is feeling blue/down whatever you call it. NO SALTY TADPOLE IS ALONE. If you need to talk, please reach out to Gemma or James, we are here for you ALL.
Now, stop reading and get listening to this week's new episode and enjoy the laughs and real feels this episode brings. :)