Talking Codswallop

This week Gemma and Andy, yes Andy, sit down to shoot the Codswallop. The conversations take a bazaar turn for example, what happens when you bum is having a hypo? Dodgy Would You Rathers. Our usual Codswallop and SO many laughs. Does any of this intregue you? Then warm up those earbuds, grab a spare pair of undies and laugh along with us. 

PS Gemma knows her audio sounds echoey, she's bummed about it, but you should have heard it before... then you'd appreciate her efforts. Steps are in place to rectify for future episodes. Gemma says "Sorry, Tadpoles". 

PPS. You know Gemma writes these descriptions, right? Unless they are boring, then James has written them haha! :) Love you really James. 

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Medical corner. Codswallop's. Movie & TV reviews and much more. You know, the usual Codswallop with some laughter thrown in. Also the best Marks & Spencers advert you'll ever hear. Check out the episode, subscribe if you haven't already and enjoy the next hour of giggles. 

Celluloid Codswallop Time! 

This week Gemma & James review the cult classic, The Crow. 

A poetic guitarist Eric Draven is brought back to life by a crow a year after he and his fiancée are murdered. The crow guides him through the land of the living, and leads him to his killers: knife thrower Tin-tin, drugetic Funboy, car buff T-Bird, and the unsophisticated Skank. One by one, Eric gives these thugs a taste of their own medicine. However their leader Top-Dollar, a world-class crime lord who will dispatch his enemies with a Japanese sword and joke about it later, will soon learn the legend of the crow and the secret to the vigilante's invincibility.

Check it out now! 

This week Gemma & James introduce the Salty Tadpoles to their indifferent creation. The Jim Reaper. Jim will be stopping by in future episodes to bring celebrity death news. Much like James' facebook page. 

 

This week Gemma & James discuss the Deadpool 3 announcement, with spoiler free reviews of Damher, Big Mouth & SheHulk. 

Gemma fixes technology. James fixes his watch. Yes, they are geniuses. Udderly ridiculous stories of the week & there's still more. 

Warm up those earbuds & enjoy the laughter. 

 

Gemma took part with Squeefest (a 24 hour charity podcast) a few weeks ago and here is the audio. Gemma is joined by lovely Doctor Squee & the wonderful Eddie Pence. Lots of laughs, innuendos, debates and a live raffle. 

There will be a video version of this episode on YouTube, so if you prefer visual, check us out there. 

Enjoy this episode which ever way you choose. I recommend, listening to the audio and then checking out the video! GOTTA THINK OF THE DOWNLOADS FOLKS :p 

 

THEY'RE BACK BABY! 

Gemma and James sit down to recap on, well... the last 6 weeks at least. Gemma has a heart to heart with the Salty Tadpoles explaining her absence and the rock & hard place she has been in. Brief talk about Queen Elizabeth II, James talks about all of the other 96 year old's, spoiler alert... most of them are dead. Reviews of Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert, Q The Music- James Bond Tribute & Concert & TV programmes we've been watching & much more. So many laughs in this episode. So get ready for your sides to be split, as James and Gemma entertain your socks off. 

Artist. Punk. Animal Rights. Wrongly accused. Tattooist AND Owner of a Tattoo Studio called The Rising Tide in Poole. Is there anything that Tattoo Tom hasn't done. As stated in the episode, he has certainly lived and shares his story with Gemma. 

We discuss all things tattoo related, his incredible artwork, funny stories, what NOT to smeer on your brand new tattoo's and the journey Tom took to become a tattooist. This really is a MUST LISTEN to episode. Full of adventure. 

No need to "hunt" out Tom, here are his social media links: 

Website: http://therisingtide.tattoo/

Instagram: tattoo_tom & @therisingtidetattoocollective

Etsy Store: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/therisingtidetattoo

Facebook: @tattooisttom

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This week Gemma returns and brings a guest; Lucy Caton. 

Gemma, James and Lucy sit down to discuss Lucy's performance as a Bull Chain Woman for the opening ceremony of the Birmingham 2022 Commonwealth Games. 1 billion people may have seen up her nose, but we get the behind the scenes experience of not only the opening ceremony & the rehearsals involved, but what the closing ceremony was like. 

This is a great listen, funny, insightful & Ozzy the Bull ROCKS. \m/

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In this episode James has sat down with the author John Bukowski. Now a published author is always interesting to speak with. However John has a really interesting back story! He used to work as a veterinarian, health worker , and a medical writer. For some people that would be enough, John never one to rest on his laurels moved into writing and acting! We sit and discuss his life, career and even touch on authors be both love! To top it all we talk about his debut freaking brilliant novel Project Suicide! This was real fun and a good a laugh. I don't want to say too much here to give away the fun! You gotta tune in!

John's Social Media: 

www.projectsuicidenovel.com

www.thrillerjohnb.net

I can best describe this interview as epic. Mr. Marc Sheffler sits down with James for a chat! This man has had a life like no other! The Three Stooges, Last House On The Left, Robin WIlliams, Happy Days and that is just the tip of the iceberg! He's even writing a book about his life! You need to tune in to hear this amazing story! You won't regret it!

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James sits down to have a chat with the one and only Steve Jay Rubin. If you like film especially Bond and The Twilight Zone you are going to be in Seventh Heaven! Steve is a film publicist, an author and he's even dabbled in acting! Steve is the author of The James Bond Movie Encyclopaedia and the Twilight Zone Encyclopaedia! So tune in and learn all about his amazing life and story and his plans for the future. 

Steve Jay Rubin's Social Media

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748169/ 

Podcast: https://steverubinssaturdaynightatthemovies.podbean.com/

Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/Steven-Jay-Rubins-Saturday-Night-at-the-Movies-326897415387650/

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Just when you thought the smoothest voice on Talking Codswallop was James. Here is an episode which kicks that theory into the tall grass.!!James sits down with the one and only Heath Martin the Voice Over King! Heath talks all about his life, working in the music industry, live action acting on both stage and screen coupled with his work in the world of VO. This episode is both educational and inspiring and Heath embodies the moto over never giving up! It is so jam packed we cannot fit it all in here! If you ever need to feel inspired this episode is the one to listen to!!!

Heath Martin’s social media: https://linktr.ee/heathmartinvo 

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